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This is so much fun!

Instead of having my back against zee wall I’ll have my tits against it any day!

 

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Jesus invented skinny dicks for girls

With a little mouth

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Locker room sex!

Is the biggest reason why boys join up for hockey!

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cuntless!

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Most girls are exhibitionists!

They like sex in cars because they like zee idea of being watched by strangers through zee windows!

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Back seat sex

Has been around since zee first car!

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Did you know?

Picnics were invented by a horny man in the 1700’s as an excuse to have dates in a secluded area so people couldn’t hear the screaming sex through thin walls.811749

MOST GIRLS GET OFFENDED THESE DAYS IF…

YOU AVOID TAKING THEIR PICTURE DURING SEX!

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CUMMING ON SOMEONE IS DEFINITELY

A POWER THING!

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Cum in your eye!

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