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When she takes her tight riding pants off,

She gets even tighter! Hey Andre, did you manage to successfully download my new erotica novel, “The Bull Rider”? I know you hate reading but I’m going to change your mind after you start reading my art! http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=sr_kk_1?rh=i%3Adigital-text%2Ck%3Athe+bull+rider+ricky+d&keywords=the+bull+rider+ricky+d&ie=UTF8&qid=1435604939

Have a great week! Love you guys!

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“Sit on my face!”

When I get told to do that, I jump right to it!

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Peek-a-BOO!

iT’S CUNT TIME! aND ANY TIME FOR CUNT IS A GOOD TIME FOR ME!

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When they get my back against zee wall

I just stick my cunt out and enjoy it!

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Here’s me with my hair dyed black sitting on a pier in Mexico

I thought, what zee fuck? I’m getting a tan so I might as well go Native! Don’t worry it’ll rinse out!

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“Mommy, Mommy!”

“This lady has a Christmas tree on her cunt!”

“I’m calling the police! Don’t say that word, CUNT! Why is she showing you her privates dear?”

“Because I’m coming out! I’m an eight-year-old lesbian and I ASKED HER TO!”

“WHY DID YOU DO THAT?”

“Because the lady was so pretty, I asked her if I could eat it!”

“OH, MY GOD! I’M DEFINITELY CALLING THE POLICE! DID SHE LET YOU?”

“Mommy! Don’t call the police or I’ll never talk to you again and I’ll make her my new mommy if you make her go to jail when she comes out! Of course she let me, and it was soooooooooo tasty!”

“Her Christmas tree or her cunt?”

“You’re such a stupid bitch mommy! I didn’t ask to eat her Christmas tree, I asked to eat her CUNT!”

I cunt wait until you read my new erotica novel coming out soon called “Quad King”!

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I want you to double click on this picture

So it will get really big and you can see why I love this girl so much! I sucked on her cunt in Mexico on zee beach all afternoon and when you see it, you’ll know why! In some countries they cut little girls cunts right off so they won’t turn into little nymphos like me! CLICK HERE->http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_1_8/186-4702811-0553222?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=stupid+stories+ricky+d&sprefix=stupid+s%2Cdigital-text%2C328

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Zee best time to eat ass:

Is before you fuck zee ass! Read my true sex crime story of a guy who went to jail for beating his girlfriend with his leather belt and its metal buckle because she shit zee bed after he pulled his cock out RIGHT HERE->http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_1_8/186-4702811-0553222?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=stupid+stories+ricky+d&sprefix=stupid+s%2Cdigital-text%2C328

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How many times do I have to tell you guys?

When you’re fucking a girl in zee ass for her first time, YOU GOTTA GO REAL SLOW! This hurts some girls and if you rush them and kill them they’ll never wanna try it in zee ass again! Read my true sex crime stories about why some girls will ONLY let you fuck them in zee ass! CLICK THIS->http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_1_8/186-4702811-0553222?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=stupid+stories+ricky+d&sprefix=stupid+s%2Cdigital-text%2C328

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a PERFECT PICTURE FOR FACEBOOK!

AND ONE THAT COULD GET MY PAGE REMOVED FOREVER! AMERICANS ARE TERRIFIED OF A LITTLE TIT! THEY JUST LIKE TO SEE THEM IN PRIVATE PLACES LIKE STRIP CLUBS!

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