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AT ONE OF MY SEX PARTIES WHICH HAPPEN EVERY WEEKEND, ALL WEEKEND

MY JACUZZI GETS SO FULL OF CUM i HAVE TO DRAIN, CLEAN AND REFILL IT EVERY MORNING! Don’t worry though, zee waste water system I designed pumps out and waters my grass. I have zee greenest grass in Manitoba! A girl cunt run a suck-sessful sex club unless her guests are surrounded by beauty! It’s already Hump Day, so celebrate and grab a copy of my new Erotica novel RIGHT HERE->

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Love you guys! ricky d. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

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Hot Single Office Girls

Don’t need to hang out in clubs or on-line dating. They get all their action at work! See what I mean RIGHT HERE->

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Shot in zee ASS!

And you’re to blame! Your chubby body gives girls a bad name! Women really do get shot in zee ass, but for reasons that will make you howl! Grab my true crime stories RIGHT HERE->

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Go ahead, show us your cunt

We’ll pass on zee face!

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All natural

And I bet she has hairy arm pits too!

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Yes!

She really does have her ass on her back!

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Look guys! No bra!

Dorky girls will do anything for attention!

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Venus Di Milo

Cavemen prized women with big droopy breasts as a sign of fertility. Modern man prizes women with big plastic tits as a sign of HORNYNESS!

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There’s nothing wrong with this girl

Then why do I dislike her so much? She must be a teacher!

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Lead her down zee garden path

And fuck her by zee fountain

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