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DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS?

Posting from zee back of a speeding car on zee way to Edmonton ain’t no joke, so I hope you enjoyed this! But I’ll do anything for you fuckers cause I’m your little Devil! Love you guys! ricky d. xoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

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HUNGRY? SINK YOUR TEETH INTO THIS!

By next week after going to all these Halloween parties and a Black and Blue Ball on Sunday with a super-kinky sex party after, I’ll probably need a coma to recuperate!  If for some awful reason you’re stuck at home all weekend but still want to go wild, just CLICK THIS->

http://www.amazon.com/Quad-King-erotic-romance-wheels-ebook/dp/B0110SN3M2/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1446313638&sr=1-1&keywords=quad+king+ricky+d

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EVERY GIRL HAS HAD TO SUCK AT LEAST ONE DIRTY DICK!

IT MOSTLY HAPPENS WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK AND DON’T NOTICE ZEE SMELL! THE GUYS WHO LIKE MY SITE PROBABLY ARE SLOBS AND HAVE SMELLY STINKING COCKS THAT I WOULDN’T TOUCH WITH A TEN FOOT POLE. I DON’T DRINK BABY! SO YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR COCK CLEAN !

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Most bath tubs are built for washing.

But some are built for FUCKING! Fucking in a bath can get pretty dangerous so take your time. Be a Slow Rider, and CLICK THIS->

http://www.amazon.com/Bull-Rider-BDSM-Erotica-Romance-ebook/dp/B00PG7G4Z2/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1446316514&sr=1-1&keywords=the+bull+rider+ricky+d

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I’m Rebel WITH a cause!

What’s my cause? Pop a hard-on and find out!

I could never post on Halloween without including a succulent Tranny for your pleasure!

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This is something I’ll definitely be doing tonight!

I’ll just take off my roller skates first! Zee cool thing about Edmonton’s Halloween Howler, is that while there’s plenty of cops and security you can sit at a dark table and get as stoned as you like and nobody will bother you! Zee Howler is put on by Canada’s most rockin radio station, “The Bear FM”. A few years ago I actually went in a bear suit. I was naked under it and once I took my “head” off for a breather and guys could see how hot I was, they were fucking me on zee dance floor through my back door!

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A nice normal body

Not too skinny, not too fat. More and more women are turning themselves into fat pigs by eating foods they shouldn’t be. If you’ve caught yourself turning into a fat pig, you can change that almost over night and turn yourself into a HOTTIE by turning into a vegetarian. Some girls are vAgetarians and eat nothing but pussy!

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“Why don’t you all suck my cock!”

People ~ especially guys say this when their mad at people or someone specifically. When guys get mad at me and tell me to suck their cock, I bite it instead and while they’re screaming and getting ready punch my head off I stab them in zee ass with a screwdriver so I can get away. I’m a polite girl so I always spit their dick out at zee door on zee way out! Find more true sex stories with a Halloween flavour RIGHT HERE->

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=sr_kk_1?rh=i%3Adigital-text%2Ck%3Astupid+stories+ricky+d&keywords=stupid+stories+ricky+d&ie=UTF8&qid=1446313638

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People like to fucking wreck everything ~ even sex!

That’s why we invented PORN to make even something simple as taking a shower, special and sexual again!

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If your face is pretty plain…

Girls can do something special and make their cunts worth remembering!

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