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ABOUT ME ricky d!

RICKYDPIC

A Different Kinda Sex Doll

Hey! My Name is ricky d.

I’ve had a different kinda life and this site is all about who I am and what I believe in. I believe in helping YOU live a better life! The BEST life you can create. No matter where you are now, where you’ve been and what you think of yourself now, YOU can be what you want to be!

If you want to be a success, I’ll show you how.

If you want to have all the real sex with the hottest people you can find…I’ll show you how!

If you want to have more money than you know what to do with, I’ll show you how to do that too!

I am the author of the “Stupid Stories” series on Kindle. These stories are all true, but because of the crazy shit the characters I write about get into that is real, but most people would find hard to believe, I call them “Stupid”.  At the beginning of each book I tell you a little about myself– and my story itself is too incredible to believe, but that’s me! Like they say, the truth is stranger then fiction! So here’s a more detailed sketch of what I’m about!

I’m a young female teacher and I’m still hot, even though I was raped within an inch of my life by one of my horny Gr. 6 students and fired for it! He was as big as a gorilla already, while I’m just this sexy little chick, 4 ft 10, and 98lbs. wringing wet. I also have the body of a ten year old and when I look back on it, I really had no business being a teacher when every one of my classes was half full of big horny hard-ons and the other half, of hot, wet dripping pussies–I bet you didn’t know most pre-teen girls are Bi, and hot for teacher did you?  Too bad for these Mutts, I dig people my own age!

Even though I had enough brains to learn to read and write, and graduate from a university teaching college, I’m just a stupid, FRENCH CANADIAN red-neck, nympho, country girl at heart. Helping kids to grow by day, and groping my pals at night! The thought never occurred to my tiny brain that I could be raped and then fired for it!

You know the routine though, don’t you girls: “It wasn’t his fault, look at the way you were dressed!”

Anyway, because of this horrible experience I vowed to tell the world and warn people about themselves. We’re not as smart as we look! People decide to DO really stupid fucked up things and as a result, they’re surprised when they suddenly find themselves in serious shit, or even dead!

I take real news stories, or true stories I’ve heard directly from the people who lived them and even myself! Then I let you in on what they avoid explaining at first, or what any news network never wants you to hear: THE REASON why crazy shit happens!

When I was a little girl, and my mom was still nice, the old Ripley’s “Believe It Or Not” wax museum in Niagara Falls Ontario, Canada captivated my imagination. I grew up dreaming that one day I could find exciting, fascinating true secrets that people only wish they could discover for themselves! Then, when I grew into a teen, I discovered David Lynch movies. My mom had turned into a crazy alcoholic crack head.

I was still in High School and living on the street and had been a child hooker for years when I decided I was too stupid to follow my true dreams and decided to be a teacher instead!

After I got fired for getting raped, I didn’t miss my “profession” one bit! I took the opportunity to recapture my true dream-profession and travel the world to find unexplainable strange new stories that really happened, and explain them!

This book is a collection of the strange, perverse, and often funny but all– true-life crimes, or unusual events that happened! The Government however, will do anything from letting you know WHY!

33 stories, each only a page long– and short like a song, will take you into a whole different world until you discover its really your own…

Normal-looking people are really quite bizarre! Do you know who your neighbours really are? They live right alongside of you in their fucked up world, and you don’t even know it…until they make the news that is! Those in positions of “Authority” never want you to hear about these people and the reasons for “why” they did what they did.

But I know different! I know YOU want to discover these stories too! So step inside, and let me take you for a funny, fucked up ride!

I’ll show you the stupidity of smart people on a level you never thought possible! Very strange things really do happen! Usually it involves people getting hurt by outrageous injustice that The Establishment never wants you to hear about! Why? They can’t stand their own incompetence, and hate to acknowledge that people are ultimately out of control.

Ever wondered why everything that’s really fun is illegal now? If you know what I mean, you have got to read this. If you don’t have a clue, then read me on Kindle and get one. Life is a swirling potion of love and hate that breathes crime, weird sex, and a little magic. Get in the “know” and let yourself go where you’ve never dared, and create something special, all your own!

 

Comments (83)

  1. Michael Theobald

    Hi Ricky D Its just me Michael I just get your message on face book and can you send me the picture of that girl I ask to turn around ok

    • rickyd

      Hey Michael! Thanks for dropping by! I’m going to be posting her today. Right here! (in today’s post) I’m not sending you any pictures though as you will be able to see her not only turned around, but “in action shots” right here! On Facebook I can’t post anything too revealing or especially say anything too direct or explicit about sex cause they’ve already taken down my page twice! That’s why my BF built this one for me. My BF is my hubby but I treat him like a boyfriend and sex is always good that way! We’re swingers so we can satisfy our insatiable appetite for new sex–even though we screw ourselves a few times every day! I found out I was a nympho when I was 10 and ran away, lived on the street and went hooking then went back to school and became a teacher but quit after I got raped by one of my own students!! And the fucking board let him get away with it and instead, fired me for sex assault! It hurt me so much, and pissed me off so bad, but its kinda funny if you think about it, so I decided to write true crime/sex crime stories-that are fucking hilarious– about my own exploits and all the people I’ve met and news stories they don’t tell you everything about. You can read them on Kindle if you type in “ricky d stupid stories” in the Kindle search bar. So…All you need to do to see each picture with the posts is just click the “Read now” button and you’re ready to rock! Check it out and tell me what you thought and if you want I’ll post more of her when I can find her. If you scroll down and look and at each post, I do already have a couple of her giving some wicked blow-jobs –and they’re front shots but not full– but that’s what these new ones will be about. Enjoy!

      • michael theobald

        That’s ok I understand about the facebook standings hope to se the picture soon bye Michael

    • rickyd

      Hi Michael! Sort of! I won’t email her but I’ll post her here and you can just copy and paste! Feel free to do that with all the pics on my site!

    • Michael Theobald

      Hi did you find the picture yet and if you are not busy I like to have a talk to you I did some thing bad so I need a friend some where ok bye

  2. Michael Theobald

    HI I WAS GOING TO SEND YOU A PICTURE OF MY WENNER BUT I DON”T IT WILL BE GOOD ON THIS SIT OK AND WHAT WAS THE GIRLS NAME THE ONE I ASK TO TURN AROUND THINKS HAVE A GOOD NIGHT

  3. Michael Theobald

    Hi Ricky Did I do something wrong how come I can’t comment on your pictures anymore let me know here of facebook ok

  4. Michael Theobald

    hey message me on face book ok

    • rickyd

      You must be a computer wiz because you tried emailing me through this site and since my hubby built it for me you emailed him and now he’s insanely pissed at you! Unless you fix that intrusion against him, he’ll be paying you a visit. You also have been posting overt sexual comments about my girls on facebook and I told you already not to do that. You didn’t even say anything nice when I posted my personal naked picture for you here! That totally hurt my feelings. You can say all the nasty shit you want about my girls here, but not on my Facebook page. So I banned you as Michael Theobald on my facebook page. I talked to you there as “Power Bait Berkly” and will let you comment as that entity as long as you don’t get nasty. Get nasty here, cause facebook has rules and I don’t–unless of course you want to hurt me or email my hubby. You can make it up to me and my hubby by getting all my books and writing an excellent one sentence review for each of them. I’ll teach you how if you want me. xoxo ricky d.

      • Michael Theobald

        Oh SORRY HOW CAN I FIX THIS I DO NOT KNOW HOW I DID IT SO AND I’M SORRY I WILL NOT DO THE THINGS I DID OK TELL YOUR HUSBEND I’M SORRY OK MESSAGE ME ON THE POWER BAIT PAGE AND TELL ME HOW I DID THIS WITH THE EMAIL OK SORRY ONCE AGAIN I DID NOT MEAN TO DO THIS AND I’M SORRY IF I HERT ANY OF THE GIRLS OK. TELL ME HOW CAN I FIX THE EMAILING THING> SORRY AGAIN I DID NOT MEAN TO HERT ZYOU IN ANY WAY OK

        • rickyd

          Hi Michael. Your apologies don’t sound sincere since you hacked my hubby’s email address and are now asking me how YOU did this! I’m not zee computer wiz –you are! You know how you did it–and if you know how to do that you know how to by buy my books and give them each a great one sentence review. That’s how you can fix this. That’s how you can convince me you are sincere. OK? Remember you can say anything you want here, but on my facebook page don’t say anything like “fuck” or “poke” or “lick” the girls because facebook will ban you from my page. Do you understand?

          • Michael Theobald

            YES I UNDERSTAND BUT I’M TELLING YOU THE TURTH I DO NOT KNOW HOW I DID THE EMAIM ARE YOU SHERE IT WAS MY EMAIL COZ I DO NOT REMEMBER DOING THIS IF THATS THE WAY TO DO THIS I WILL BUY ONE OF YZOUR BOOKS AND GIVE IT A 5 STAR RATING. I DO NOT KNOW HOW I HACKED YOUR HESBENDS EMAIL BUT IT WAS NOT ME I’M NOT A COMPUTER WIZ I DID NOT TAKE A GLASS FOR THIS I HAVE A READING DISABILITY SO IT WILL BE HARD FOR ME TO TAKE A GRASS TO LERN HOW TO HACK SOMEONES EMAIL. PLEASE I’M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH

          • Michael Theobald

            Hi only thing elks that I can think of someone elks hacked in to my Email and some how they get your Husbands Email and send you a email thou my email coz this happed to me before so the email I have know sometimes I can’t get in to it so that’s what I’m thinking of so your books is there any place that I can buy one here in Ontario let me know if so I will but it that way ok

  5. Michael Theobald

    Hi Message me back I like to know what I did to make you stop so I can’t comment on your awesome pictures ok thanks

  6. Michael Theobald

    Hi If I do buy one of your books how do you like me to pay for it coz to do not have credit cards or checks all I have is money so is that okay with you if I pay cash let me know thanks

  7. Michael Theobald

    Are you really saying these things about me on your web site if so I will ever like your things ever I did not hack your husbands email I swear it I think someone Elks had to do this coz it happed to me before ok I’m so sorry is there away that you can send me a book and I will send you money for it or do you think Chapters its a book store will have your books if they do I will buy one from them and I will send you a picture of it so you will see that I have one of your books ok

    • rickyd

      My hubby said these things. But don’t worry, he’s calmed down now. I did get a pretty good beating when he was mad at you. I will change what he said. Thank you for your apologies though! Zee only way to get my books is with a credit card. I know you would get a laugh reading my books though. If you like me, you’ll definitely like my stories. Love, ricky d! xoxoxo

  8. Michael Theobald

    Ok But I do not have a credit Card If I did I would buy one and I’m glad that your hubby is calm down I am sorry for what happed but I’m not sure how ok But I still like to meet you someday ok. Tell your Husband he’s a lucky man to have a beautiful wife like you I wish I can find someone like you and I like the comment that you did about that I’m a real man on the picture ok thanks It made me feel better coz I was upset what happed with you and your husband I’m still sorry for what happed ok I’m trying to find out how it happed ok If I do I will let you know ok. Bye Love Michael

    • rickyd

      My hubby beats me all the time, but its zee price I pay for having a rich man to support me, who loves me and is a really good fuck, and lets me fuck who ever I want on zee side during our swingers parties. He’s just a little fucking crazy that’s all, and gets jealous for zee weirdest reasons!

      I’m still sore right now from zee beating I got when you emailed him but he even told me zee next time I get out there I can fuck your brains out if I want to. It may take a year or two. So that will give you lots of time to get a credit card, buy my books and give me great reviews for each one.

      It’s not your money I’m after cause I don’t need it, but its the REVIEWS I NEED! When someone buys my book on Amazon Kindle, and gives me an even just one-sentence review, then Amazon recommends my book to thousands of people who’ve bought similar books. It’s the best way for people to know my books are out there!

      That’s all I want–for people to be entertained by my amazing stories! If you’re in trouble with zee banks and can’t get a credit card I understand. Or if you’re just being wise and don’t like credit cards cause they can trick you into spending money you don’t have I respect that and commend you.

      But you can still get a friend who has a credit card and a computer to buy my 4 books (total of only $15.00 with fucking taxes)and give me a good review! It just kills me to think you won’t ever read my stories cause they’re so violent and sexy and funny and true! Each one is only a page long and leaves you feeling happy, horny and amazed, or all three–that people could actually get away with the shit they do! I know you enough to know you’d love my stories and your friends would love them too! So give it a shot, and you won’t be disappointed! Love ricky d. xoxox

      • Michael Theobald

        Hi I’m sorry if your husband beats you that make me sad and I wound love to get a credit card but My mom told me No. SO yes that would me nice if you can come and have some good sex with me I’d make it worth your wild so I will try to find a friend with a credit card so I can bye you books to bad that I can’t just buy you instead of you books. I have a Question the one girl that has shocks on is that a tattoo that she has down by her Yahoo let me know thanks

        • rickyd

          Your Mom? I thought you were a grown man. If you’re under-aged you shouldn’t be on my site! Your picture looks like a man so I’m confused. Another great thing you will love about my stories is that you can read them one at a time on your smart phone and have a laugh when you feel like it while you’re waiting for a fish to bite while you’re fishing! Which girl do you mean? When you have a comment or question about one of my pics put it right under the picture post so I know who you’re talking about. Is that the pic I posted on my facebook page? Yes it is! It’s fun to eat bald pussy that’s tattooed!

          • Michael Theobald

            Hi Ricky I am a grow man I’m 32 I live with my mom coz I can not afford rent coz I do not do a lot of Bass Tournament so I pay my Mom rent so I have a Place to live. Ok Love to here from you and see you naked ok bye for know Love Michael

          • rickyd

            Thank goodness! I posted a rare picture of me here just for you and you never said anything and it hurt my feelings. So if you wanna see me naked, you have scroll back and find me! Tell me when you finally get my books and start reading my stories. I can’t wait to hear what you think! xoxox

          • Michael Theobald

            Hi Ok but Where is it can you give me a clue and I hope you are feeling better coz I love to see what your hot Pussy looks like is it like the hot girls you have on here. OH Sorry about if I did not say anything about your picture I guess I did not see it or I guess I never real lies that it was you SORRY ABOUT AT but I did see the one with you in a red dress and I like what I’d see WOW. Love the here back from you soon

          • Michael Theobald

            Hi Cutie I love your picture hope you have more of you like that Wow and did you really love my dick you can show it to the rest of the girls if you like to if not its ok it was just fir you any way hope all is good love Michael P.S I will be looking for a gift card some time today or tomorrow ok bye

          • rickyd

            Thanks for zee love Michael! Can’t wait till you read my books! And tell me here how you loved ’em! Your beautiful cock looks delicious! *-+Here’s my love back! xoxox

          • Michael Theobald

            I can’t wait until I put it in your hot pussy It will be waiting for you how big are your boobs I really don’t care how big they are but I was just wondering ok bye LOVE MICHAEL

  9. Michael Theobald

    I just seen that I can use gift cards on the Amazon site so I will try to find a 20.00 dollar gift card and I will buy your books ok I wish I was there with you so I can hold you close and keep you safe I’m so sad that your husband dose that to you it make me want to cry hope you feel better very soon I’M still sorry about the Email thing and what he dose to you. I wish that you can be there with me and stay here with me and be my wife. Bye love Michael

    • rickyd

      That’s awesome Michael! Let me know when you’ve bought my books and then I’ll show you how to submit your reviews! I cherish your sweet thoughts and can’t wait to hear how you liked my wild stories right here first! Love, ricky d. xoxox

  10. Michael Theobald

    Hi I love all of the picture you put on your page today wow all of the girls have nice set of boobs wow I hope you have a good set of boobs but as long as you have a good pair I do not care really long you have some for me to grab ok love Michael OXOXOXOX

  11. Michael Theobald

    Hi Ricky Just like to say hi and I just love all of the pictures my dick is hard all really The best one’s I like are the one’s that are bend over I love to fuck a girl like that so bye for know Love Michael

  12. Michael Theobald

    Hi LOVE THE Girls in all of the pictures you think your girls would love my dick to. have a good day and please be safe and careful ok LOVE MICHAEL

  13. Michael Theobald

    Hi Ricky I hope every thing is ok with you I haven’t herd from you in a while so hope you are safe and careful ok LOVE ALWAYS MICHAEL oh I just love the girls you put up for todays wow I’d love to put my dick in them wow so BYE MISS HEREING FROM YOU

  14. Michael Theobald

    Hi Ricky I just seen your pose so I just saying hi and hope all is good with you and that you are safe so love to here back from you. What did you do to have facebook block you take care

    • rickyd

      Facebook blocked me for seven days for posting a simple pic of two girls making out naked but they were side shots and no cunts tits or assholes were exposed! Just zee sides of their naked bodies. What fuckers eh? I hate facebook for that! But I use them to promote my art! You still haven’t got my books yet! Zee clock is ticking and I sure would like to hear your reaction before you or I drops dead. Lovin you large! xoxoxox ricky d

  15. Michael Theobald

    Hi Rickey It’s good to here back from you and I did ask some of the people if I can share there pictures with you but no messages yet ok and I’m trying to find a gift card of the website but I can not find one so I’m going to get a pre payed master card ok bye for know Love always Michael

    • rickyd

      That all sounds awesome Michael! My hubby said he will research on how to share pictures onto this site but get your friends to look in to it as well, cause I know nothing and am too stupid with computers to learn myself. Let me know when you buy my books and I will show you how to do a review after you read them right on zee amazon order page for my books. The really cool news is that my hubby also says he’ll even email you an original copy of my latest book with all zee pictures called “Strap-on” once you have placed your review with your name!

  16. Michael Theobald

    Dose he have my email if not its mikeyprobass@hotmail.ca ok I’d like to see more pictures of you Ricky wow can’t wait you meet you bye for know Michael

    • rickyd

      thanks mikey but that’s not what he wants your email for …
      read what I just told you in my last reply until you understand.

  17. Michael Theobald

    oh so he not going to email me then right ok

    • rickyd

      That’s not what I said Mike. Get someone to explain it for you. Are you drunk? Read and talk to me when you are sober.

  18. Michael Theobald

    I understand it know and I DO NOT FUCKING DRINK OK I’M NOT VERY SMART TOO.

  19. Michael Theobald

    SORRY IF I SWORE AT YOU I DID NOT MEAN TO SAY IT SO I DO NOT DRINK DEER I DO NOT SMOKE OF DO DRUGS OK MY FISHING IS MY DRUG OK BYE FOR KNOW LOVE MICHAEL

    • rickyd

      OK. I GET IT. SORRY. YOU HAVE A MENTAL HANDICAP. I UNDERSTAND NOW. YOU CAN STILL ENJOY MY SITE JUST BY LOOKING AT ZEE PICTURES! YOU DON’T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING. IF YOU DO, YOU SHOULD GET HELP TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I SAY FIRST AND THEN GET HELP TO TALK BACK TO SAY WHAT YOU REALLY WANT. I DON’T CARE IF YOU DRINK OR DO DRUGS. ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THAT YOU HAVE FUN WHEN YOU ARE ON MY SITE! IF YOU BUY MY BOOK “STRAP-ON” AND GIVE ME A GOOD REVIEW MY HUBBY WILL SEND YOU THE ORIGINAL BOOK THAT HAS PICTURES IN IT. NOT PICTURES OF ME, BUT PICTURES THAT GO WITH THE STORIES THAT ARE TOO PORNO OR VIOLENT FOR KINDLE TO PUBLISH! LOVE, ricky d. xoxoxox

  20. Michael Theobald

    THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING ME BUT HERE”S ONE THING YOU SAID TO ME AND THAT I’M MANTAL HANDICAP I”M NOT MANTAL HANDICAP OK I JUST HAVE A READING DISABILITY OK BUT I CAN STILL WALK TALK AND DO THINGS LIKE A MAN IS DOSE IN LIFE THAT REALLY HART ME WHEN YOU SAID THAT I”M MANTAL HANDICAP I’M NOT OK I STILL BE THINGS LIKE I PLAY BASEBALL I BOWL AND I GO BIKE RIDING OK AND I ALSO WALK. BYE FRO NKOW LOVE MICHAEL

    • rickyd

      I must have a mental handicap! Sorry I misunderstood you Michael! I apologize for hurting your feelings. You do not have a mental handicap. You have a reading/writing disability. I’ll check out your picture on my facebook page tomorrow on Sunday when I can post again! I can’t wait to see your big fish! Love, ricky d xox

      • Michael Theobald

        It’s ok I can write but I just can’t read very well but can read a little like what you put on your website I can read oh I’m not sue if you got my lost post when I said I was in a bass tournament this past September we came in secant Place witch is good Love Michael I can’t wait to meet you I wish I can meet you this Christmas bye for know

  21. Michael Theobald

    I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU HAVE A WEB CAM SO YOU CAN SEE ME IN PERSON IF NOT ITS OK IF YOU LIKE TO SEE ME STANDING ON MY FEET JUST GO TO MY FACEBOOK AND SEE MY PICTURE OF THE BIG FISH I GET OK

  22. Michael Theobald

    I just send you a picture of me standing up on my own to feet on your facebook page ok let me know when you see it ok

  23. Michael Theobald

    Hi RICKY its just me Michael question what happened to your facebook page I can’t seem to look you up know did I do some wrong of is it just face book let me know thanks take care love Michael

    • rickyd

      Hi Michael. Thanks for your concern. They blocked me again. You didn’t do anything wrong. I’m very sad cause you know how I loved my facebook page. They blocked me for 30 days and accused me of ‘KNOWINGLY” posting pictures they didn’t approve of. They’ve always picked on me because they let other people post real porn. They even showed what they didn’t like. One chick was wearing a thong with a little tit showing and another was wearing a top but no bottom, and another had thong and you could it really see her cunt, and they called that “nudity” which they don’t allow–even thought they let other people do it. The real reason is that I think they know my hubby (who also is on facebook and made my page and this site) is a gangster. And even more than that, they’re pissed at me for figuring out how to advertize my page for free. I may be a stupid little slut, but I got a brain for writing! It was hard work and I really spend a lot of time doing it. So fuck it, I’ll just wait. As far as twitter, I hate it too cause my hubby had a bad experience with them too and wants to kill them all. I’m trying to keep him calm cause they blocked his facebook page too. I told him to stay positive and not to think hateful thoughts but he just slaps me around and rapes me which is fun. He says it’s my own fault. He’s right. I’m a bad girl. I’ll never change fighting for what I believe in. Don’t worry honey bunny! I’ll be back. In zee meantime you can tell all your friends on facebook what I told you and still visit me here! Love you Michael! You rock! You really would have fun reading my books. The people who buy them say they’re either funny, or make them horny, or exciting or all three!They’re just too lazy to give me good reviews and say they’ll get around to it. Do you ice fish on zee weekends? I just got a cool true sex crime ice fishing short story told to me that just happened here. I want to write it, but first I have to finish my new Erotica Romance novel called, “The Quad King”. It’s a novel, but really a collection of true stories strung together in one story plot about the people where I live together with my sex club and a quad rally that happens every summer here. I’ll post later today here, cause now I’m going crotch cunt-ry skiing cause all zee new snow we got will melt later this week. Love you! ricky d. xoxox

      • Michael Theobald

        SORRY TO HERE THAT RICKY BUT WHY WOULD THAY BLOCKED YOUR HUSBENDS FACEBOOK FOR WHAT A BUNCH OF ASS HOLES AND YES I HAVE SOME OF THOSE PAGES THAT SHOW EVERLY THING AND I MINE EVERLEY THING AND I JUST DON”T GET IT ETHER SO OK I DO HAVE OTHER PAGES IF YOU LIKE TO JUST FOLLOW ME I”M ON GOOGLE+ AND PINTEREST IF YOU JUST LIKE TO FOLLOW ME SO WE CAN KEEP IN TOUCH OK LOVE YOU RICKY KISS KISS OXOXOXOXO

  24. Michael Theobald

    Hi it’s just me Michael I hope I did not do anything wrong to make you live facebook SORRY IF I DID TO SOMETHING WRONG HOPE ALL IS WALL WIZTH ZYOU BYE FOR KNOW LOVE ALWAYS MICHAEL P.S LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE GOING TO JOIN TWITTER OK SAY HI TO YOUR GORGEOUS HALF SISTER AND I MAY HAVE SOME GOOD NEW SOON OK I WILL LET YOU KNOW BYE

    • rickyd

      Hi Michael. I didn’t leave facebook. You didn’t do anything wrong. They blocked me for thirty days for posting a couple of girls in thongs. What does it say when you try going to my page?

      • Michael Theobald

        OK SORRY FOR THAT I GUESS I CAN”T SEND YOU A PICTURE OF NY DICK FOR A CHRISTMAS GIFT SO HOPE ALL IS WILL AND I WILL JUST KEEP INTOUCH WITH YOU HERE UNTIL YOU HAVE YOUR FACEBOOK BACK OK BYE LOVE YOU MICHAEL

  25. ajay

    Hello ricky. D…. hows running your married life???
    How are you???
    I read “about ricky d”
    You r nice girl.

    • rickyd

      Hello Ajay! Thanks for dropping by! Usually I post every other day, but Facebook has blocked me again until January 28, 2015 for posting naughty pictures! Until then I’ll be posting here everyday. Are you one of my facebook fans? What is your name on facebook? If you are on facebook you can find my page here: http://www.facebook.com/rickyid Even though I’m blocked for posting more pictures until next Wednesday you can still enjoy my posts that are already there and make comments! As you know, I am a writer now and you can get my funny true sex crime books on Kindle.
      My married life is great because my husband and I are swingers so we like to have sex and friendships with as many people as we want without jealousy. We had a swinger’s sex party last night! So drop by everyday until then, and feel free to leave a comment– and then after Jan. 28, 2015 I’ll be posting on facebook every other day. After you buy one of my books on Kindle, please go back to the sales page and leave a review. Any review good or bad helps me sell more books. But I’m so sure you will love my books you will want to leave a good review for all of them! So I’m taking off to make more posts here and my pictures here, and what I say are way MORE NAUGHTY then what facebook lets me post, so I know you will enjoy them! Tell your friends to visit me here and “LIKE” me on facebook! Zee more you leave comments zee more we get to talk to each other and know each other! I’m so happy you said hello and we’ll talk to you soon!
      ricky d. xoxoxox

  26. Tim

    Hi Ricky stumbled across your site. Couldn’t believe what happened to you, but typical of of the way society is. There is nothing wrong with women dressing to look good. It’s not an invite to be raped that’s for sure. Makes for nice eye candy though. Love the site. When I got more time I’ll check out your stories. Sound very interesting. Cheers for now Tim x

    • rickyd

      Hey Tim! How’s your musket? Can I hold it sometime! Thank you so much for your comments and kind words! When you get a chance, let me know how you “stumbled” onto me. I love it when guys stumble upon me! I’m also on Facebook where zee pictures and my comments are a lot tamer but fun to check out! Here’s my page link: http://www.facebook.com/rickyid
      I hope you “LIKE” it too! I really appreciate you having zee balls to leave a comment, since so many people come here, enjoy my site but remain hiding in zee shadows! Thanx too for your support. I do enjoy getting raped in role play but it isn’t fun getting the shit kicked out me for real. I love being a slut and I dress for sex when I’m in zee mood and I’m always in zee mood!But I’m not a cocktease and will entertain anyone (who is clean and disease free) in person who comes on to me! So glad you loved zee site! Tell zee world about me here! And I’m very excited to know how you liked my stories on Kindle! Loved hearing from you and give me a shout anytime! ricky d. xoxoxoxox

  27. Michael Theobald

    Hi Tim And welcome To Ricky’s personnel page My name is Michael Ricky’s facebook friend. Hi Ricky I’m tired and sore but I’m ok and No it not from to much SEX BUT Maybe it not enough SEX it’s from to much snow I have been very busy working by shoving Snow oh I just hate snow fuck have a good day bye for know say hi to your half sister for me and the rest of your family and friends of there bye love Michael

    • rickyd

      heard about that snow! It’s a good workout! I should teach you how to crotch-cuntry ski! Definitely get more sex! go knocking asking to shovel and you might meet a horny housewife! Thanks for being a friendly guy! Love, ricky d. xoxox

      • Michael Theobald

        yeah very true it is a good workout but I’m sore coz I’m not use to doing this so much but it good money so hope all is will with you and fair as going cross country skiing I have done that before with a hot gorgeous lady and yes we did FUCK in the good old out doors it was fun. BYE FOR KNOW LOVE MICHAEL P.S What would you like for Valentines Day RICKY LET ME KNOW BYE

        • rickyd

          Cool! Wanna buy me somethin’? xoxox

          • Michael Theobald

            will like what. What are you going to get me I hope it can be you Ricky have a good day Love Michael

          • rickyd

            Hey Michael! Like what? My books of course! And then when you have my books you’ll have me!
            Love, ricky d. xoxoxox

          • Michael Theobald

            will I just need a little more money so I can buy a pre pad mater card once I get it I will let you know ok. Do you have any more of that girl I like you know witch one the one I ask you can she turn around I think she is very cute just like you Ricky. How’s your half sister say hi to her for me and tell her I will have something for her this weekend ok LOVE MICHAEL

  28. Tim

    Hi Ricky thanks for replying to my message. Hey no problem, no woman deserves that, really pisses me off when men think they can do what they want to who ever want. Cos that asshole got away it he’s bound to do it again until he’s actually done for it but it could be too late by then. Sorry rant over. Would love you to hold my muskett sometime but you’ll need two hands to hold my “muskett ” as It’s double barrelled! Spelt with two t’s. Get it? Sorry you’ll have to excuse my English sense of humour.
    I stumbled across your site via a like from a fb friend. It was called big boobs, a magazine i think. There was a pic of a woman in a brown bikini with a caption and your email address. I clicked on it and here I am. I’ve also liked your fb page.
    Reading about you i think our lives couldn’t be further apart. I’ve lived in a small town called Barnstaple in the county of Devon in England all my life. Surrounded by rolling hills and farms. Live near the coast so have half a dozen beaches within 30 minutes in either direction. Recently became a full time dad to my 2 daughters as their mum is a selfish, lying, manipulative devious bitch, who is hopefully going to pay for the way she’s treated my youngest daughter.
    Love the new posts, you can truly say you’re completely naked with a shaved pussy!
    Cheers for now Tim x

    • rickyd

      Wow Tim! Thanks for zee facebook like!I love your sense of humour too! I love anybody’s sense of humour as long as it isn’t always negative cynical stuff-which I don’t even mind that as long as its not all Zee time! For example, most of my stories involve awful negative true sex crimes but I see zee funny side of things–even horrible things. I figure zee best way to learn from others misadventures is to laugh. A lot of my stories are right out of zee news which doesn’t tell you WHY these things happened. With my special research skills I dig deeper and find out zee “why” behind zee “facts”. They’re sort of like O Henry stories, only a page long with a humourous lesson or punch line. My novels on zee other hand are fiction even though they’re based on real people. “The Bull Rider” is about Canadian women and how superficial most of them are! This leads me to say, RANT ON MY FRIEND! that’s what I’m here for– to help people unravel their personal problems which always either have something to do with sex or money or both!So you can tell me more about what happened with your wife if you want cause I don’t know if I’m understanding you correctly. I think its so cool you live in England AND by zee sea! I’d park my shaved pussy there any day–but I’m afraid of England because I’m Canadian–just joking. I fear traveling and if I did it would most likely be going to zee Orient or better yet central america where I could just drive! ricky d. xoxox

  29. Tim

    Hi Ricky that’s ok my pleasure. I’ve also sent you a quick message on Facebook. Add me if you like and you can see pic’s of myself and my daughters. Tiffini,11 and Courtney 10.
    Are your stories just on Kindle or is there actual books I can buy? They do sound intriguing.I do like a good read, can take you anywhere but your stories sound like they’ll take me to a place I’ve not been before.
    She wasn’t my wife, but I did come close to marrying her. Lucky escape!a bit of background 1st. We got together about 12 years ago, not long after my dad had passed away. After 3 months she was pregnant, I believe I got caught, then after Tiffini was born we had Courtney together. We split up about 9 months after Courtney was born. There was a couple of custody court cases and then things settled down of sorts. There always seemed to be issues arising all the time until about 2 year’s ago. She’d had twins with another man, a boy and girl, who’ll be 6 this year. They had split up then and not long after social services got involved because of concerns for the children, she ran off to a different area, the concerns were raised again so she ran off to a suburb of London in February of last year. This is where things got bad for Courtney. She has confided in me and my social worker, a lovely women called Jessica, that her mum has been kicking and hitting her and even encouraged Tiffini and the boy twin to join in. She’d also been hit with toy plastic golf clubs, locked in her room with the girl twin at night. Courtney and the twin had escaped out of their bedroom window to a neighbour next door and sneaked back before mum awoke. The Child Protection Unit of our local police are involved now. This could lead to the mum being questioned under oath and even charged with assault, which I hope they do. She’d bloody deserve it! The BITCH!!
    Anyway that’s the serious shit over with. I know of a perfect place for you to “park your shaved pussy “. A place called Braunton Burrows, a large expanse of sand dunes, supposedly largest in the UK, where you could get lost in and get up to whatever you wanted to without getting caught, unless the local marines were on manoeuvres, which could get very interesting!? I think you know what i mean. Ha ha!
    I’m going to peruse, or is it perve, ha ha at some more of the lovely women on your site before I go to sleep.
    Cheers for now Tim xoxox

    • rickyd

      Nice big long juicy letter! I just love it! Got your facebook message and loved it! I replied before I saw this one, but I didn’t see your other pictures. What do you mean “Add Me”? Or are they on Facebook on your page? How do I find you on Facebook cause I’d like to see all your other pictures! You’re really cute in zee one I did see! What name for you– to find you– do I put in zee search box? Search my box! You might have to stick your finger in. Stick in your fat double barrel muskett unt, pull zee trigger babe! Oh! My pussy isn’t shaved, its laser-ed! Smooth like a 9 year old. As much as I fear crotching zee ocean, I must get to Braunton Burrows so you can braunt me while you plow my furrows wid yo muskett! Have you ever stuck you muskett in a tuffet? Call zee marines! We’ll make a movie!(tell me to calm down anytime!)OK I took a deep breathe…and came! No, seriously, speaking of cumming, your wife sounds like a real sex pot like me who can’t keep her legs closed but I don’t make children and then leave ’em. She’s 100% Bitch Poison and I would avoid her at all costs and only deal with her shit through your lawyer! Your little girls are safe with you and I congratulate you and you definitely have my admiration and respect for saving them. Can’t wait to see them when you show me how! I send you and them my love, but you can tell your wife to go to hell–actually she’s already there! Any body that picks on and hits and kicks a smaller defenseless person or animal doesn’t deserve to breathe! I will probably write a story about her to mock her and use her real name if you tell me. Speaking of stories…I’m really excited that you want to read my stories and novel in more ways then one! One novel BDSM Erotica Romance, and 4 books of short stories. 33(a magic number to have a positive effect on you) in each book of short stories, and most are only a page long–they’re not all sex crimes–but some are real zingers and some are just cute and some are scathing social satire like Johnathan Swift but all really happened–its like what zee news SHOULD TELL YOU but doesn’t! Because stories are so short and powerful some of them end like a refreshing and mystifying slap in zee face! They will DEFINITELY transport you to other places, other worlds to the depths of evil or pure goodness–a roller coaster ride on your computer or Kindle! They’re not in paper version yet, but if you buy “Strap-on” and leave me a good review I will email you a email(paper) version with pictures in colour that were too nasty for Amazon to publish! You sound like a very interesting, sexy man and my books are something completely different that will be just what you’re looking for to have a good read! gotta run! Sex is calling! Love ricky d. xoxoxox

  30. Tim

    Hi Ricky thank you for your kind words. I did what any parent would do who really love’s their children don’t have a lawyer but a excellent social worker called Jessica who will fight in my corner against the bitch. The bitch txtd yesterday to say that she was coming down at the end of February to see them but that ain’t gonna happen. While this investigation is going on she ain’t aloud to see them.
    The big difference between you and her, her name is Julia Smale by the way, is you do it for pleasure, she spreads her legs to trap men, use them for her own gains and then drops them and moves on the next one.
    Go on Facebook and type in my full name, timothy muskett, and you will find my Facebook page with all my details and photos.
    I have replied to your message on Facebook as well, hope you like it.
    I do love the filthy things you tell me, makes me so hard i think my cock might explode. Be even better if I exploded inside you. MMMM!
    I’ve also seen some of the carvings your husband has made, they’re fantastic. Maybe when I’ve got spare cash i might commission a piece of the Liverpool football club crest.
    Looking forward to your next message.
    Love Tim xoxox

    • rickyd

      Hi Tim! Love your page! It helped me get to know you more! You are as sweet on zee inside as you are on zee out! Your big picture is so dreamy! Your daughters are real sweethearts and give them each a big hug and a kiss from me(of course just let them think they’re from you!) You’re bringing them up right with lots of love and I know this by zee happiness in their eyes and zee cute animals you love! I’m getting teary! I’d rather not get emotional like that at such long distances so I’ll just imagine getting tears of lust in my eyes as you fuck me in zee ass! Speaking of ass, my hubby thanks you for complementing his work and would love to make you a Liverpool crest. Is there one on your page–I forget! Tell me how big you’d like it and we’ll fedEx it to you direct. He wants to know how you saw them but is tickled you love them. I love making your cock explode! Speaking of exploding, did you know your face makes my clit explode! Yes! My tight little cunt has an exploding clit because I’m a squirter! I tend to make a real mess went I cum really hard. Many a time I even blacked out from an orgasm! I can’t wait till you read my books and tell me what you think! I’m so glad you think I’m pretty and I think so too, but there’s one thing my face needs–it would look WAY better with your cock stuffed in it! Love, ricky d. xoxoxoxox

  31. Tim

    Hi Ricky just found your photo from August 2014. You look so cute, sweet and innocent, but then you see the position your in and I would just love to be the guy who squats over you, bend my throbbing hard cock down and thrust it deep inside your luscious cunt! Sweet wet dreams Tim xoxox

    • rickyd

      Thanks Tim! I take great pride in my luscious cunt! Do you know what it tastes like? Guess! No! I doesn’t taste like fish. Or smell like fish either! It’s yummy! I know what it tastes like because everytime someone finishes eating me, I make them kiss me so I can have a taste too! I cunt wait until you read my stories! There’s one about a famous actress who had her cunt insured but then something happened to it where she had to make a claim! You’ll have to read it to find out out happened!So guess what my cunt tastes like it. It makes a tasty low calorie meal every time you eat it! Love ricky d. xoxoxoxoxx

  32. Tim

    Hi Ricky happy to know you liked my page. That’s so sweet that I touched you, emotionally, that is. I’m not a prolific fb user but I do have my moments. Had a beautiful sunny day today. Went for a walk with the girls to the local woods.check out my fb page, posted a few of the girls messing about in the woods and by a stream. Some pics of the lovely countryside around us.
    I found a link to your hubby’s carvings via a link on one of your pictures. Can’t remember which one though. Wow that would be really sweet of you. To show my appreciation I would post it on my fb page with a link to your hubby’s site.
    I have a lot of friends in new Zealand because of a mate who emigrated there a few years ago and is director of his own music management company who has over 2000 friends on his fb page. . Got a funny story about how that came about. I’d just upgraded to a touch screen phone and while I was looking through the people I might know list i accidentally touched the add all button. For the next few days i had loads of people accepting my request who I’d never heard of. Whoops!!
    I bet your cunt tastes so sweet and delicious. I can imagine your legs hooked up over my shoulders while I push my tongue deep inside you. Love to have you sqirt your juices down my throat. I’m drooling at the thought. I can just see you on your knees with my cock deep inside your pretty mouth. Oh my what are you doing to me? I gotta stop now before I shoot my load! Take care love Tim xoxox

    • rickyd

      Hey Tim! Gotta better look at your page today. Your kids are such cuties! I love how you love animals! How big do you want your crest? What am I doing to you? How dare you! Anything you want me too!Chop Chop! ricky d. xoxoxox

  33. Andre Laperriere

    Can’t wait to get your book and to talk to you

    • rickyd

      Oh Andre, you’re so full of compliments. You must be drunk. I’m so glad you like me! Do you like to cum looking at my pictures and posts? I have a saying, “Fuck me now. Love me later.” But since you can’t fuck me this moment, you can fuck my mind! How? When you read my writing you will get to know me intimately. I have one Erotica novel and four books of short stories. True crime, sex crime, miraculous events that will blow your mind! You will find them when you click my links in my posts. As you read them you can ask me questions and make comments and by doing so we will get to know each other very well and thereby we will fuck each other’s mind! Does that make sense or am I too stoned? I don’t drink anymore. I used to drink wine and rum and coke in bars. It made me insane, which was ok, but I was afraid of getting into real trouble so now I just get HIGH. I don’t want your money. You can get my books if you want on the special Kindle program FREE. If you buy them, fine too. They’re only three bucks each. What I WANT is your thoughts after reading them and your reviews of each one. We’ll talk about that later, but its really easy and you only have to say something one sentence long if you want. What kind of music do you play on your guitar? Do you sing or just play. “Just” is an understatement because I’m too retarded to play Jingle Balls” Speaking of balls, do you like to get your balls sucked? It’s three in zee morning. I better get back to my party before zee debauchery conks out. Love, ricky d. x0x0x0x0x0x0x

      • Andre Laperriere

        Hi thank for replying no I don’t play guitar but I’m looking for a someone to teach me I will check out your books and tell you about it but I can’t wait to meet you I’m looking to have a sex adventure with someone I’ve been married for 30 years i have 5 kids 4 boys and one girl and she have 2 boys so I’m a grandfather my oldest boy is 29 and my youngest is 18 my doughther is 27 so hope you have a good weekend and have fun with your party hope I get to go one day Andre xxxooo

      • Andre Laperriere

        Hi thank for the comment love all the stuff you do on fb love to meet you one day ,you see I’m looking for a adventure in sex with someone and going to your party would be great so hope to get invited so have a fun party this weekend talk to you later Andre xxxooo

  34. Michael Theobald

    Hi Ricky Just Checking in to see how you are Keeping and hope all is good with you say Hi To your half sister for me and If I did something wrong or the only thing I can think of was the words I said about the fish picture with the little fish socking on the guys dick SOORY ABOUT WHAT I SAID OK BYE MICHAEL P.S IF you do not wont the talk to me any more I understand ok Bye Love Michael

  35. Andre Laperriere

    I’m not perfect not everybody perfect I’m sorry if I hurt your feeling but I like you very much please don’t shut me off again I’m sorry

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