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Say good-bye

Say good-bye

Today will be my last posting day for a while. I must now devote myself energies to my other pursuits.

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There she is!

There she is!

Zee girl who’s been hiding her face over zee last few days really has no reason to hide her face!

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They say short people live longer than tall people

They say short people live longer than tall...

And skinny people live longer than fat people. But what does living longer mean? Seen any old people lately? I’ll live to be 999 years old if I get...

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High Metabolism Low Body Fat

High Metabolism Low Body Fat

I’ve been high all my life and its always worked for me!

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I used to carry a weapon when I started cross-country skiing.

I used to carry a weapon when I started cross-country...

No animals’ going to bother me now because they all know me. My foxes love me cause I always drop scrap meat I get from my restaurant friends on...

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Shooting fish in a barrel

Shooting fish in a barrel

Who really does that? Some girls don’t like small talk and like to be directly hit on by having a guy just grab their ass without so much as a word!...

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Lots of guys just don’t get it!

Lots of guys just don’t get it!

Girls are so conditioned by our society not to act like sluts, they have to use subtle body language to let a guy know they’re interested. But its...

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Me and my girlfriends are so wild that we’ll go to zee bars on zee weekday nights.

Me and my girlfriends are so wild that we’ll...

In Winnipeg zee good bars are always full every day of zee week, but we don’t go to drink. We never wear panties so when we find a guy we want to...

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Pool party.

Pool party.

Every summer is a pool party in my back yard on zee weekends –unless of course if we haven’t all headed out to our favourite nude beach at...

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Sometimes I get so excited about life …

Sometimes I get so excited about life …

I forget to put my pants on!

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